Science Presentation – SNL

Science Presentation – SNL


>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A
PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR
FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL.
>>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL.
I’M AT ALABAMA MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ABILITIES ON THE FOOTBALL
FIELD, BUT I TAKE MY ACADEMICS INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY.
>>NOW, THAT’S VERY ADMIRABLE, RAY.
>>THAT’S WHY I SAID UNLESS I GOT AN A PLUS ON ALL MY FINALS,
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY SIT OUT THAT BOWL GAME AGAINST WASHINGTON.
>>WELL, WE WILL UPHOLD OUR END BY JUDGING YOU JUST LIKE ANY
OTHER STUDENT, AND ALSO, THANK YOU FOR SIGNING MY HAT.
>>NO PROBLEM.>>ABSOLUTELY.
DON’T YOU EXPECT ANY FAVORS FROM US.
>>WONDERFUL. NOW, WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STATE
THE TOPICS THAT WE ASSIGNED TO YOU?
>>YES. QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT IMPAIRED
PARTICLES.>>IONIZATION IN THE GAS PHASE.
>>BANANAS.>>FANTASTIC.
NOW, PLEASE, DISPLAY YOUR PROJECTS.
>>MILES, I FOUND YOUR SMALL PARTICLE ACCELERATOR, WHILE
CRUDE, TO BE QUITE CLEVER.>>HEATHER, YOUR CLOUD CHAMBER
WAS EQUALLY AS IMPRESSIVE.>>THANK YOU.
>>THAT’S VERY KIND. THANK YOU.
>>BUT, RAY, WE WERE ALL BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR BANANAS NAILED TO A
PIECE OF PLYWOOD.>>THANK YOU, SIR.
IT WAS HARD TO MAKE.>>I’M SORRY, BANANAS NAILED TO
A PIECE OF PLYWOOD? I DON’T THINK THIS IS VERY FAIR.
>>PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OWN PROJECT, MILES.
>>CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG? HE HAS PRACTICE AT 3:00.
>>HEY, COACH. I HAVE PRACTICE IF I GET AN A
PLUS.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, A PLUS,
RIGHT.>>MAY I READ MY FINDINGS?
>>OF COURSE, RAY.>>SORRY.
NERVOUS. BANANA IS A YELLER SNACK THAT
MONKEYS EAT. THESE FIVE TYPES OF BANANAS,
YELLOW, BROWN SPOTTY, VERY BROWN, GREEN, AND ROUND.
>>I’M SORRY. THERE’S AN ORANGE ON HIS BANANA
BOARD.>>HEY.
THAT IS A ROUND ORANGE BANANA.>>I PROMISE YOU THAT’S AN
ORANGE.>>ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US
LOSE THE GAME, NERD? IS IT CONTINUE, RAY.
>>I USED TO NOT LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BOYS’
WEINERS, BUT NOW I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE YUMMY.
THANK YOU.>>BRILLIANT.
TRULY BRILLIANT, RAY. THE FLOOR IS OPEN FOR PANEL
QUESTIONS.>>MILES, WHY DID YOU OMIT THE
EFFECTS OF ENTANGLEMENT SWAPPING FROM YOUR CALCULATIONS?
>>I DID NOT HAVE THE PROPER RESEARCH IN THAT AREA.
>>VERY DISAPPOINTING.>>THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS.
SCIENCE IS IN THE DETAILS. NOW, RAY, WHAT’S THE OUTSIDE OF
A BANANA CALLED?>>THE CRUST.
>>BINGO.>>HEATHER, LOOK AT THE MONITOR,
PLEASE. IS THIS AN INTEGRAL OR DIFFERING
CONDENSATION CURVE.>>IT’S NOT CLEAR.
I HAVEN’T SEEN ONE LIKE THAT.>>ARE YOU, LIKE, UM, LIKE,
LIKE, SO SURE?>>NOW, RAY, DIRECT YOUR
ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, AND YOUR QUESTION IS THAT FUNNY?
>>PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
>>I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A MONTH BUILDING A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,
AND RAY JUST GETS TO LAUGH AT A BANANA GIFF?
>>IT’S OKAY.>>I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS KID!
>>YOU KNOW WHAT, WE’RE READY TO ANNOUNCE YOUR GRADES.
NERD, YOU SCORED A 20%.>>WHAT?
>>HEATHER, 70.2%.>>I HATE THIS SCHOOL.
>>AND, RAY, I’M HAPPY TO SAY YOU SCORED 100%.
>>COACH, I DID IT!>>HUH?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU’RE THE SMARTEST KID IN THE
WORLD.>>YOU CAN PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME
AFTER ALL.>>I JUST HAVE TO GET A PLUS ON
MY ENGLISH LIT FINAL. I KNOW THE HELL OUT OF THE THE
VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SO I’M NOT WORRIED.
[ APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Science Presentation – SNL

  1. Just watch last chance U season 4 and see how a mentally retarded athlete who is essentially illiterate and does no school work passes because the teacher is a SJW who thinks that because the player is black that he deserves to pass

  2. He said now i like boys weiners pretty much what pedo..lmao dumb fuck man and of course he had to wear the #23 to show that hes a puppet to the industry!! John cena puppet like a bitch!

  3. As much as SNL is a left wing liberal political incorrect comedy show. They are funny to watch. But they are very excessive still with Trump and making fron of everyone.

  4. Why the fuck is the Cameraman just pointing the camera at a mic? Was expecting the mic to fall or someone to speak but I couldn't see or hear anything. What's going on guys??

  5. It still bothers me that the judges don't even look at John Cena when he is presenting. Maybe he's invisible after all. Oh well

  6. Well this is condescending. And brings back scars when I went for presentation on 'Zero Waste Management' and got shot down everytime since 2017 for my master's degree and I left the college and now I'm still searching for a job. No matter how much I contributed It wasn't enough. I wrecked my life by Applying for Masters degree and still unemployed unloved and its pathetic. 🚶

  7. I love that my university didn't give two shits about sports. Our recognised University sport was Ultimate Frisbee and anyone was allowed to be on the team.

  8. Ray's presentation is the marvelous. He proved a very complex subject in a very simple way. He deserves full mark.

  9. This is a funny skit. However, to those that believe all athletes are dumb, read my comment. I am an athlete and had a 3.85 GPA. I studied with athletes that went on to be prominent lawyers, engineers, mathematicians, etc. My father, a former professional athlete, was a medical doctor and MBA graduate. My mother, a former athlete, a lawyer and former judge. It is true that some athletes take the easy road, but it does not apply to all of us. I graduated from Tulane University, a private school. Our standard to play was a 2.5 GPA and there were no exceptions to the rule. It may happen in a public school institution, but not mine.

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